Monday, February 16, 2009

送花店?靠害呀!

情人節,孫柏文去咗個朋友搞嘅「單身者」聚會。雖然話係情人節節目,點知去到先發覺係德國啤酒節,成場香腸。留咗陣,極冇癮,走。



返到屋企,就執起報紙睇。頭條話有位仁兄,用30萬「買」咗間花店「送」畀自己條女。咁報紙就講到唔知幾浪漫,簡直係好港男嘅樣辦。

仲有好多手尾跟

唉,如果咁簡單就好。

首先,故事起源係個女仔想頂咗間花店,不過唔夠錢,即係融資有問題。其實金融機構唔肯放錢,就係盡在不言中咁同你講:「前景唔明朗,唔好搞生意!」為咗女仔好。

點知,男朋友就背住條女,自己頂咗間花店。

講真,條女想開花店係因為佢係花店呢行嘅人,對行業非常清楚。男朋友突然出30萬,究竟有冇俾人呃?有冇畀多咗?

我都好想知,究竟間花店現有嘅租約係點,幾錢個月又有幾長約。
啲員工嘅薪俸架構又係點?一旦要裁員、減薪,會否令14號歌頌你嘅記者,掉轉槍頭鬧爆你?
同鮮花嘅供應商又有冇合約?
甚至有冇諗過畀客嘅數期,會唔會俾人走數?

叫得做「頂」,等於要承擔間舖所有資產、負債、承諾。

今時今日,如果你肯幫啲供唔起嘅車主,頂咗個汽車貸款,個車主分分鐘送車兼貼錢畀你。

不過,可能就係呢啲憂慮,令呢份禮物更浪漫。送花,好快就凋謝,不過就係男人都知道送嘅嘢越快閃逝、冇用、冇邏輯、勁高成本,女人就越覺得浪漫。今次唔送花,送花店勁浪漫。

越唔實際越浪漫

好彩條女唔係金融業,如果係嘅話,再過6個月,用30萬唔好話頂間花店返嚟,到時成間花旗銀行頂返嚟做都得啦!

7 comments:

  1. wahaha i luv sausage party! u shda posted up the event on ur blog prior to the vday!!

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  2. The event would have welcomed your presence.

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  3. If you are available on the V day why don't you ask me out?

    :)

    BTW, you are too cynical about this floral-shop-as-V-day-gift thing.
    It might be a hinderance for you to 溝港女
    :)

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  4. Logistically, the challenge of asking an anonymous out, is I have no idea where to send the invite...

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  5. Dear, you have my number.
    :)

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  6. 你個搞單身party的朋友,係Beaster ?
    咁你情人節即係陪你愛人!扮乜單身呀!你陪人做嘢之嘛!

    剛剛係佢個Blog俾人踢爆同佢入馬塲拍拖囉!係有條女咪應囉!唔好阻住我哋溝港女吖。

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